I Never Really Saw Myself

It's Something We, Guys, Have All Done. Made Tapes For Girls, Trying To Impress Them, To Meet Them On A Shared Plane Of Aesthetics. Read Them Someone Else's Poetry Because They Do Poetry Better Than You Could Do It, Because You're Too Awkward To Do It.

I Don't Want To Sell Anything, Buy Anything, Or Process Anything As A Career. I Don't Want To Sell Anything Bought Or Processed, Or Buy Anything Sold Or Processed, Or Process Anything Sold, Bought, Or Processed, Or Repair Anything Sold, Bought, Or Processed. You Know, As A Career, I Don't Want To Do That.

It's Like Those High-school Yearbook Photos That Everyone Would Rather Not See: Oh My God, Look At That Mullet Hair. I Have Those Photos Too, But For Me, They're, Like, Entire Movies. And They Show Them On Cable.

If People Are Constantly Reading About You, And You're Overexposed, They've Got No Reason To Go See Your Movies. Also, It's Not Pleasant Or Nice To Have Your Privacy Invaded.

I Don't Walk Around Talking About My Life And Spouting My Philosophy To People I Don't Know. I Mean, If I Get To Know Them, I'll Talk For Hours. I Guess I Like A Lower-key Scene.