I Never Met A Lasagna

You'd Have To Go A Long Way To Find Someone Who Was More Proud And Grateful For What Our Veterans Have Done For All Of Us.

Life Is Like A Hot Bath. It Feels Good While You're In It, But The Longer You Stay, The More Wrinkled You Get.

Deep Fry That Sucker! - Garfield

When All Else Fails, Look Cute.

If You Are Patient...and Wait Long Enough...nothing Will Happen