I Never Made A Film

I Don't Really Know What Is Shocking. When You Tell The Story Of A Man Who Is Beheaded, You Have To Show How They Cut Off His Head. If You Don't, It's Like Telling A Dirty Joke And Leaving Out The Punch Line.

Cinema Should Make You Forget You Are Sitting In A Theater.

I Admire Actors For Their Infinite Patience. That's Why They Need All Those Trailers And All Their Crowd Of People Who Pamper Them. But It Is A Drag To Get Up Sometimes At 4:30 In The Morning And Get Into Makeup, And Wait Forever Until They Call You Onto The Set.

The Torches Ran Off, And I Found Myself In A Forest, At Night, Without Any Light, On Skis, And That Was Not Fun - Particularly Because I Was Drunk. Luckily At Some Point I Started To See The Light Of The Ski Lift. To Be In The Forest In The Middle Of The Night, It's Terrible.

I Don't Think That There Would Be More Users If Drugs Were Legalized.