I Never Looked At Bread

I'm Not Lazy, I Drive Everywhere Myself, The Dog Could've Learned Something From Me.

Seriously, When's The Last Time You Saw Me Wear Shorts?

Oh Sure, I Have A Few Black People In My Family Tree. They're Probably Still Hanging There.

Hitler Was About Population Control.

If A Benevolent God Exists, So Does Reincarnation. He Wouldn't Send Me Here Just Once.