I Never Liked You, And

Television Has Raised Writing To A New Low.

This Makes Me So Sore It Gets My Dandruff Up.

If I Did That, I'd Be Sticking My Head In A Moose.

I Don't Want Any Yes-men Around Me. I Want Everybody To Tell Me The Truth Even If It Costs Them Their Job.

I'd Hire The Devil Himself As A Writer If He Gave Me A Good Story.