I Never Grew Up Thinking,

I Love Going To Plays. There's A Subconscious Side To It, Obviously-some People Like To Be Spanked For Xyz Psychological Reasons, And I Like To Go To Plays, And I Can't Entirely Explain Why.

I Was Clever Enough To Know That John Donne Was Offering Something That Was Awfully Enjoyable. I Just Wasn't Clever Enough To Actually Enjoy It.

I Spend Most Of My Time Thinking About Things Like Laundry And Buying Stationery Supplies.

Patriotism Is Considered To Be An Emotion A Person Ought To Feel. But Why? Why Is It Nobler To Love Your Own Country Than To Love Someone Else's?

I Probably Have A Higher Opinion Of My Writing Than The Average Person, At Least When I'm In A Good Mood, But I Don't Really Think Of My Plays As Only Being Relevant To A Particular Month Or Year.