I Never Expected I Would

A Great Writer Named Neal Stephenson Said That America Does Four Things Better Than Any Other Country In The World: Rock Music, Movies, Software And High-speed Pizza Delivery. All Of These Are Sacred American Art Forms. Let's Return To Our Purity And Our Idealism While We Have This Shot.

I Don't Need Plastic In My Body To Validate Me As A Woman.

Being A Rock Widow Is Not My Job, So I Would Hire People To Do It For Me.

I'm Not A Woman. I'm A Force Of Nature.

I'm Clean And Sober For Over A Year And No One Seems To Care! They're Like, 'oh, Her Dramatic Weight Gain.' So, Stop Making Fun Of Me!