I Never Eat Sushi. I

Does Killing Time Damage Eternity?

A Lot Of The People Who Keep A Gun At Home For Safety Are The Same Ones Who Refuse To Wear A Seat Belt

Most People Work Just Hard Enough Not To Get Fired And Get Paid Just Enough Money Not To Quit.

I Feel Sorry For Confetti. Its Useful Life Lasts About Two Seconds. And It Can Never Be Used Again.

I Also Survived Circumcision, A Barbaric Practice Designed To Remind You As Early As Possible That Your Genitals Are Not Your Own.