I Never Drink Water. I'm

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.

Where There Is A Will, There's Prosperity Around The Corner.

I Never Drink Water Because Of The Disgusting Things That Fish Do In It.

I Don't Object To Nine Aces In One Deck. But When A Man Lays Down Five Aces In One Hand... And Besides, I Know What I Dealt Him!

It Was A Marriage Of Convenience, As My Father Had A Blister On His Big Toe And Couldn't Travel Far To Find A Girl.