I Named My New Son

The One Thing That Can Solve Most Of Our Problems Is Dancing.

I Had To Tell About My Colonic, Which Expresses The Fact Why I'm So Neat Today As Opposed To A Few Years Ago. I Never Knew That The Weight Made That Much Difference.

I Used To Think Like Moses. That Knocked Me Down For A Couple Years And Put Me In Prison. Then I Start Thinking Like Job. Job Waited And Became The Wealthiest And Richest Man Ever 'cause He Believed In God.

Got Ants In My Pants And I Need To Dance, So Big Fine Mama, Come Give Me A Chance.

I Did The Thing With Bonds, Which Was About 30 Million Dollars, And Didn't Get None Of The Money On Them.