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Life Without Music Would Be An Intolerable Insult.

In Everything But Brains And Brawn, Women Are Vastly Superior To Men. A Different Race.

In The American Southwest, I Began A Lifelong Love Affair With A Pile Of Rock.

The Sexual Revolution Transformed The American West: Now Even Cowboys Can Get Laid.