I Might Be Needy, Competitive

I Don't Do Marriage. I Think It's Incredibly Naff. And I Don't Like Vulgar Displays Of Ostentation.

I Am Not Sure Gender Ever Won't Be An Issue In Comedy, Because I Think That Women Do Have Different Priorities In Some Respects.

I Have A Fear Of Poverty In Old Age. I Have This Vision Of Myself Living In A Skip And Eating Cat Food. It's Because I'm Freelance, And I've Never Had A Proper Job. I Don't Have A Pension, And My Savings Are Dwindling. I Always Thought Someone Would Just Come Along And Look After Me.

I've Got A Hat Face. My Mother Always Said I've Got A Hat Face

Without Fake Tan I Have The Skin Tones Of A Dead Jellyfish.