I Met My Wife On

Time Wounds All Heels.

Just Give Me A Comfortable Couch, A Dog, A Good Book, And A Woman. Then If You Can Get The Dog To Go Somewhere And Read The Book, I Might Have A Little Fun.

Anyone Who Says He Can See Through Women Is Missing A Lot.

I Cannot Say That I Don't Disagree With You.

Military Intelligence Is A Contradiction In Terms.