I Met My Husband Before

I Look At Myself Like A Show Dog. I've Got To Keep Her Clipped And Trimmed And In Good Shape.

I Think That All Creative People Are A Little Bit Nuts.

I Just Can't Stand To Look Plain, 'cause That Don't Fit My Personality. I May Be A Very Artificial-looking Person, But The Good News Is, I'm Very Real On The Inside.

Find Out What You Are, Then Do It On Purpose

I Love Bald Men. Just Because You've Lost Your Fuzz Don't Mean You Ain't A Peach.