I Met A Real Looker.

Maybe Your Pregnant. Oops, Hold On, You're Not Pregnant, On Account Of You're Not Gettin Any.

My Spanish Is Limited To Burrito And Taco.

Suppose Something Goes Wrong? Suppose You Need A Big Full-figure Woman Like Me To Help Straighten Things Out?" Lula

When Something Needs To Be Ironed I Put It In The Ironing Basket. If A Year Goes By And The Item Is Still In The Basket I Throw The Item Away. This Is A Good System Since Eventually I End Up Only With Clothes That Don’t Need Ironing.

Looks Like You're On A Roll. This Is The Second Car You've Toasted This Week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six