I Mean, I'd Like To

Never Eat At A Chinese Restaurant Named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.

I Think That Comedy Is A Good Defense For A Child. Because You Know Childhood Is A Nightmare As It Is. And So Why Not Use Comedy And Being Funny As A Defense To Get Through Your Life As Opposed To Drugs, Alcohol And Good Looks? Because Those Things Are Dangerous When Your Young.

I Am Comfortable With Myself, And This Is How I Am. I Am Not Really Interested In Having An Acrimonious Fight With Somebody.

You Know, I'm A Comedian The Same As Bill Maher And Jon Stewart. We All Came Up The Same Way. The Three Of Us Have Interest In Politics; I Call Us Fundits, We're Fundits! We're Not Pundits!

It's A Completely Useless Emotion - Jealousy. I Don't Go There.