I May Not Have Been

The Only Reason Anyone Goes To Broadway Is Because They Can't Get Work In The Movies.

At 50, I Thought Proudly: Here We Are, Half Century! Being 60 Was Fairly Frightening. You Want To Know How I Spent My 70th Birthday? I Put On A Completely Black Face, A Fuzzy Black Afro Wig, Wore Black Clothes And Hung A Black Wreath On My Door.

They Say That In Hollywood One Can't Be Honest, But I Think Honesty Counts In Hollywood Just As Much As It Does Anywhere Else. I Think It's Just Too Much Trouble To Be Dishonest And Keep Up With Yourself.

Home Is Where You Go To When You've Nowhere To Go.

From The Moment I Was Six I Felt Sexy. And Let Me Tell You It Was Hell, Sheer Hell, Waiting To Do Something About It.