I May Be Middle Class,

I, Of Course, Don't Have An Accent. This Is Just How Things Sound When They Are Pronounced Properly.

In Pizza Express You Can Get Garlic Bread With Cheese And Tomato. Now Correct Me If I'm Wrong, But That's A Pizza.

Staying In Luxury Hotels Still Gives Me A Kick, Especially Oulton Hall In Yorkshire. I'd Stay In A Hotel For The Breakfast And Room Service.

Put Smarties Tubes On Cats Legs, Make Them Walk Like A Robot.

Ten Years After The Chernobyl Accident, And Am I The Only One That's Disappointed? Still No Superheros.