I May Be Dumb, But

I Kept Hearing I'd Be Traded To San Francisco. Man I Would Love That. I Even Went So Far As To Go Into The Locker Room Singing 'i Left My Heart In San Francisco'. Nobody Laughed Or Said A Word. I Figured Maybe I'd Get My Wish

The Life Of A Winner Is The Result Of An Unswerving Commitment To A Never-ending Process Of Self-completion .

I Want To Help People, Give Hope To All. Humor Is The Foundation Of Our Lives.

I Decided To Write A Book Primarily Because People Talked Me Into It.

When I Played For The Steelers And I Got My Bell Rung, I'd Take Smelling Salts And Go Right Back Out There.