I May Be Daft But

If It Wasn't For The Fun And Money, I Really Don't Know Why I'd Bother.

I Would Like Permission To Fetch A Note From My Mother, Sir' Ridcully Sighed. 'rincewind, You Once Informed Me, To My Everlasting Puzzlement, That You Never Knew Your Mother Because She Ran Away Before You Were Born. Distinctly Remember Writing It Down In My Diary. Would You Like Another Try?' 'permission To Go And Find My Mother?'

Guilt Was The Grease In Which The Wheels Of The Authority Turned.

Hat = Wizard, Wizard = Hat. Everything Else Is Frippery.

I Reckon Responsible Behavior Is Something To Get When You Grow Older. Like Varicose Veins.