I Master Only The Language

One Must Read All Writers Twice--the Good As Well As The Bad. The One Kind Will Be Recognized; The Other, Unmasked.

Ask Your Neighbor Only About Things You Know Better Yourself. Then His Advice Could Prove Valuable.

A Comprehensive Education Is A Well-stocked Pharmacy: But We Have No Assurance That Potassium Cyanide Will Not Be Administered Fora Head Cold.

That An Author Takes A Bow Is Not Humility But Presumption. What Does The Paleface Want On The Stage Afterwards? But Before The Performance He Had Even Less Business There--and Paying Him Royalties Is Equivalent To Cheating The Actors.

I Have Drawn From The Well Of Language Many A Thought Which I Do Not Have And Which I Could Not Put Into Words.