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Hoarding One's Hurts Hurts Only The Hoarder.

Blaming Destiny Is A Poor Out For Those Who Don't Reach Desired Destinations.

Will This Massive Outcry [about Pollution] Continue Long Enough To Have Effective Results? Will Federal And State Laws Be Enacted With Effective Enforcement Clauses? Will People Be Concerned Long Enough To Pay The Bill Through Higher Prices? Will Towns Tole Lost Jobs When It Proves Too Costly To Clean Obsolete Plants?... I Think So, But It Sure Won't Be As Easy As The Present Outcry And Political Oratory Suggest. The Answers To Preserving A Livable Environment Are Not All Simple, And Some Of The Nuts Now Pushing Simplistic Cure-alls Won't Help Bring About Any Lasting Solutions.

Age Isn't Important Until You Run Out Of It.

Speaking Of Birthdays, Our Firstborn [recently Turned 2]. As Parents Sometimes Fondly Do, We Reminisced A Bit About His Early Days On Earth-the Excitement, The Wonder, The Fears When We Brought Him Home. His Every Squeak Or Squawk We Were Sure Heralded Some Terrible Crisis; I Tested The Warmth Of Formulas From Dusk To Dawn, It Seemed. We Were So Germ-conscious My Wife Even Sterilized The Skin Of The Oranges Before Squeezing Them. How Firstborns Ever Survive Their Parents' Attentions Is Beyond Me. However, They Do, And He Did, And, In Spite Of Our Efforts, He Turned Out To Be Quite A Good Guy.