I Made More Lousy Pictures

I Don't Approve Of The John Waynes And The Gary Coopers Saying "shucks, I Ain't No Actor - I'm Just A Bridge Builder Or A Gas Station Attendant." If They Aren't Actors, What The Hell Are They Getting Paid For? I Have Respect For My Profession. I Worked Hard At It.

There Are Certain Sections Of New York, Major, That I Wouldn't Advise You To Try To Invade.

I Let My Drinking Do The Talking.

Acting Is Like Sex: You Either Do It And Don't Talk About It, Or You Talk About It And Don't Do It. That's Why I'm Always Suspicious Of People Who Talk Too Much About Either.

I Hate Funerals. They Aren't For The Guy Who's Dead. They're For The Guys Who Are Left Alive And Enjoy Mourning.