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It Really Gets Me When The Critics Say I Haven't Done Enough For The Economy. I Mean, Look What I've Done For The Book Publishing Industry. You've Heard Some Of The Titles. 'big Lies,' 'the Lies Of George W. Bush,' 'the Lies And The Lying Liars Who Tell Them.' I'd Like To Tell You I've Read Each Of These Books, But That'd Be A Lie.

Today, The Government Of A Free Afghanistan Is Fighting Terror, Pakistan Is Capturing Terrorist Leaders, Saudi Arabia Is Making Raids And Arrests, Libya Is Dismantling Its Weapons Programs, The Army Of A Free Iraq Is Fighting For Freedom, And More Than Three-quarters Of Al-qaida's Key Members And Associates Have Been Detained Or Killed. We Have Led, Many Have Joined, And America And The World Are Safer.

Most Of You Probably Didn't Know That I Have A New Book Out. Some Guy Put Together A Collection Of My Wit And Wisdom - Or, As He Calls It, My Accidental Wit And Wisdom. But I'm Kind Of Proud That My Words Are Already In Book Form.

When It Comes To The Education Of Our Children... Failure Is Not An Option.

We're Supposed To Have Guns. It Says So In The Bible; And The Second Greatest Book Ever Written, The Texas State Constitution.