I'm Very Short, So I

Nobody Can Ever Make Enough Money For As Many Poor Relatives As I've Got. Somebody's Got A Sick Kid, Or Somebody Needs An Operation, Somebody Ain't Got This, Somebody Ain't Got That. Or To Give The Kids All A Car When They Graduate.

If I Could Get Their Attention Long Enough, I Felt They Would See Beneath The Boobs And Find The Heart, And That They Would See Beneath The Wig And Find The Brains. I Think One Big Part Of Whatever Appeal I Possess Is The Fact That I Look Totally One Way And That I Am Totally Another. I Look Artificial, But I'm Not.

I'm Not A Politician. And I Don't Want To Be.

I Tried The Scarsdale Diet And The Stillman Water Diet (you Remember That One, Where You Run Weight Off Trying To Get To The Bathroom).

The Hardest Exercise For Most Of Us Fat People Is That One Where We Push Our Chairback From The Dinner Table.