I'm Very Proud Of My

I Don't Think I'd Ever Be Cruel To An Animal.

I Don't Need My Phone To Play Me Music. I Need It To Be A Phone And An E-mail Thing.

If Fox Mulder Discovered That Larry Sanders Was A Clone? I Think He Would Stab Him . . . But It Wouldn't Be With An Ice Pick.

Sometimes When I'm Swimming, I Think That Maybe Someday I'll Put My Red Speedo Up For Auction. Or Maybe I'll Donate It To The Smithsonian. They Can Stuff It With Two Plums And A Gherkin And Put It On Display.

Every Time Mulder Smiles, People Say, 'god, It Was Great To See You Smile. Mulder Never Smiles.' I Say, 'mulder Smiles A Whole Lot. He Smiles At Least Once A Show.' People Get These Ideas In Their Heads And They're Impossible To Shake. But, To Be Honest With You, Mulder Is Every Bit As Vulnerable And Quirky As Ally Mcbeal. I Think Mulder Has Pretty Good Legs, Too.