I'm Very Much A Creature

If I Had One Wish I Would Ask For A Big Enough Ass For The Whole World To Kiss.

I'm An Attention Freak. I Want All The Women In The World, And If I Don't Get Them, I Fall To The Ground And Start Kicking My Feet.

I Don't Think I've Ever Read Poetry, Ever.

See It's Easy As Cake, Simple As Whistling Dixie While I'm Waving The Pistol At Sixty Christians Against Me Go To War With The Mormons, Take A Bath With The Catholics In Holy Water, No Wonder They Tried To Hold Me Under Longer.

If You're The Parent, Be A Parent. You Know What I Mean? I'm A Parent. I Have Daughters.