I'm Very Bad At Having

I Am Best Viewed From A Distance.

The Only Way To Go On Holiday Is With Your Expectations At Ground Level. Convince Yourself Before You Go That The Weather's Going To Be Dreadful And There Will Be Nylon Sheets. You'll Then Be Pleasantly Surprised.

I Can't Tan Naturally.

I've Got This Horrible Feeling That I'm One Of Those People Who'll Always Have To Flog Their Guts Out To Get Anywhere.

I've Never Been Prudish.