I'm Trying To Elevate Small-talk

It Began To Dawn On Me That Perhaps My Country Needed Me More At Home Than Overseas.

Most People Are Completely Unaware Of Their Breath. They Violate Your Space, They Have No Idea That They Have Halitosis.

It's Always Good To Take Something That's Happened In Your Life And Make Something Of It Comedically.

I Wanted To Make A Living, But I Really Was Not Interested In Money At All. I Was Interested In Being A Great Comedian.

Millions Of People Are Married. I've Never Picked Up A Paper And Seen A Headline That Says, "man Gets Married!"