I'm Trying To Appeal To

Love Is The Only Shocking Act Left On The Face Of The Earth.

It's Depressing Sitting At A Comedy Club All Night, Waiting To Get On To Do Your Five Or Ten Minutes Of Material.

I Hate To Judge Everybody Across The Board.

I Really Thought I Wanted To Be A Musical-comedy Star, But I Lived In Phoenix And Didn't Want To Go All The Way To New York And Be That Far Away From Home. So I Thought Maybe I'd Be A Rock 'n' Roll Singer Or An Opera Singer.

I Think So Much Of What Informs Us As Performers Is What We Had To Endure As Kids Growing Up. I Was The Youngest In My Family. I Always Got A Lot Of Attention.