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In The History Of The Nation, There Has Never Been A Political Party So Ridiculous As Today's Democrats. It's As If All The Brain-damaged People In America Got Together And Formed A Voting Bloc.

Liberals Love To Strike Generous, Humanitarian Poses With Other People's Lives.

The Truth Cannot Be Delivered With Novocaine.

Would That It Were So! ... That The American Military Were Targeting Journalists.

There's Never A Recession If You Work For The Government.