I'm The Worst Surfer In

It's Always Been The Case That You Have The Really Rich, And The Really Poor. But Hey, Look, All The Great Empires Have Their Periods Where They Rule The World, And Then They Crumble.

In Boxing, You Don't Know What's Going To Happen. In Wrestling, It's Already Prearranged.

I Tried To Change My Name For The Fights, But The Only Way They Could Pay Me Money Was If I Used My Own Name. I Wanted To Change My Name To, Like, Romeo Something-or-other, And They Said, "no, We Can't Do That. We've Got To Use Mickey Rourke." Because They Paid Me A Lot Of Money To Go Over To Europe And Asia To Fight.

A Reputation Is Really Hard To Live Down.

If You Look Closely At Some Scenes In Diner, My Eyes Look Like Dracula's.