I’m The Frosting On America’s

Global Warming Isn't Real Because I Was Cold Today! Also Great News: World Hunger Is Over Because I Just Ate.

I Can't Be Gay! I'm A Happily Married Conservative, Just Like Ted Haggard And Larry Craig.

Charles Darwin Got Totally Hammered, Woke Up Next To A Monkey And Decided He Had To Come Up With A Theory To Make It All Okay.

Can You Really Put A Price On Annoying Two Religions At Once?

All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, Kids. It's Only The Dogs Who've Accepted Christ.