I'm The Clown You Take

No One Can Make Fun Of Overweight People In Front Of Me!

Number One, Like Yourself. Number Two, You Have To Eat Healthy. And Number Three, You've Got To Squeeze Your Buns. That's My Formula.

When I Go To Bed, I Ask God To Give Me One More Day Tomorrow. When I Get It, I'm Excited And Grateful.

When You're Feeling Down, Sad, Lonely, Negative, You Don't Want To Take Care Of Yourself - And The Weight Problem And The Diabetic Problem And The Heart Attack And Stroke Problems And High Cholesterol Set In.

I Spent My Childhood Eating. The Only Exercise I Got Was Trying To Twist Off The Cap Of A Jar Of Mayonnaise.