I'm Standing On My Monopoly

Saving Private Ryan Was Probably The Illest, Sickest Movie I've Ever Watched, And I Didn't See Anybody Criticizing That One For Violence.

Opportunity May Only Come Once In A Lifetime.

My Earliest Memory Was Raping The Babysitter When I Was 5...she Was 15.

Money Is What Makes A Man Act Funny.

Slim Shady Is Just The Evil Thoughts That Come Into My Head. Things I Shouldn't Be Thinking About. Not To Be Gimmicky, But People Should Be Able To Determine When I'm Serious And When I'm F... Around. That's Why A Lot Of My Songs Are Funny. I Got A Warped Sense Of Humor I Guess.