I'm Sort Of A Gay

If Anyone Besides Famous People Knew What It Was Like To Be A Famous Person, They Would Never Want To Be Famous.

It Was Really Shocking To Me That When I Was Dating A Dude I Could Get Married And My Taxes Were 8 Grand Less, Blah Blah Blah.

People Aren't Honest About The Horrors Of Fame. The Downsides Are So Overwhelming That, For Me, There Is No Payoff.

Fame Made Me Develop A Panic Disorder.

A Lot Of People Come Up To Me Expecting To Meet The Person They Have Seen Perform. It's Not Going To Happen, Unless My Mania, My Stage Person, Responds To Them And Not The Real Me.