I'm Quite Excited To Not

I Grew Up In A Small Town In Illinois, And My Dad Was A Basketball Coach. Thanks To Him, I Have Excellent Fundamentals In Both Basketball And Baseball.

I'm Quite Excited To Not Play A Xena Type Character - It's Probably Closer To Me Than Any Character I've Ever Played.

I Have A Corn Creamer That I Love. It Extracts Pulp And Juice From Kernels, And I Simmer That Down Into A Creamed Corn That Has An Almost Mashed Potato-like Consistency. I Add Butter And Hit It With Chopped Fresh Chives At The End For An Accent Of Color.

My Career Is Inexplicable To Me. So Far I've Just Been Not Getting Fired Despite Being Myself.

I Awaken. I Consume Oxygen, Then Bacon, Eggs And Black Coffee, Then My Wife, Then Bacon.