I'm Pretty Equal Opportunity When

You Know You Are In Love When You Are Willing To Share Your Cash-machine Number.

I Pray If I Ever Find Out I Have Only About Three Minutes To Live It's During A Basketball Game, Because Then I'll Have, What, 10, 12 Years To Live?

I Deliver Very Traditionally, And People Aren't Threatened. I Think If I Cursed Or Seemed Wilder, I Couldn't Get Away With The Amount Of Very Opinionated Politics I Get Away With.

I'd Much Rather See Richard Pryor Or Jackie Mason In A Theater Than In A Club.

People Want Sex Education Out Of The Schools. They Believe Sex Education Causes Promiscuity. Hey, I Took Algebra, But I Never Do Math.