I'm On A Whisky Diet.

Doctor, I Can't Pronounce My F's, T's And H's.” “well You Can't Say Fairer Than That Then

A Blind Bloke Walks Into A Shop With A Guide Dog. He Picks The Dog Up And Starts Swinging It Around His Head. Alarmed, A Shop Assistant Calls Out: 'can I Help, Sir?' 'no Thanks,' Says The Blind Bloke. 'just Looking.'

I Bought Some Hp Sauce The Other Day. It's Costing Me 6p A Month For The Next 2 Years.

My Wife Had A Go At Me Last Night. She Said, Youll Drive Me To My Grave. I Had The Car Out In Thirty Seconds.

A Dyslexic Man Walks Into A Bra.