I'm Not Unattractive, But I'm

High School – Those Are Your Prime Suffering Years. They Don’t Get Better Suffering Than That.

I've Always Enjoyed Watching Characters That Aren't Aware That They're Doing Anything Funny. And I Think That Inherently Makes Them Funnier.

If Somebody Takes The Parking Place You Were Waiting For, I Tend To Kind Of Let It Roll Off My Back. Maybe I'm Harboring A Lot Of Something And It Will All Explode Somewhere Down The Road, But I Tend To Just Let It Slide Off My Back.

I Love My Wife Dearly, And, Therefore, I've Never Cooked A Meal, Romantic Or Otherwise, For Her.

I'd Love To Do Broadway Some Day. Before I Started Doing Television I Was Just A Primarily A Stage Actor, But I Haven't Done It In A While.