I'm Not The Dumbest Guy

When Something's Over With Me, It's Over.

I've Produced More Pilots Than United Airlines, And They've All Been Disasters. Every Audition I Ever Took In My Life I Lost.

I Go To Mcdonald's At Least Once A Week. I Always Get A No. 2.

When I Was Just Starting Out In The Business, I Used To Love To Watch Lorne Greene Doing The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. I Said Right Then, 'that's What I Want To Do Someday,' And It's Been One Dream That Has Come True.

When You Hit The Big Time, Big Money, Big Egos, People Don't Talk. You Have No Friends.