I'm Not Sexist, I'm Just

When I Say Things That Sound Insane, Like Only The Smartest Million People Should Have The Right To Vote, Well, I Mean That.

If You've Driven Over To The Gay Section Of Los Angeles, It's Like A Golf Course... Real Estate Values Go 'boom!'

I Had Two Thoughts About It. One Was I Could Do That, And The Next One Was I'll Never Get To Do That.

I'm A Sort Of Nuts-and-bolts Guy. I'm Into Turning Wrenches And Swinging A Hammer And Wrenching On Cars.

Asking Someone In Advance Not Judge You, Is Like Asking Someone In Advance Not To Smell You.