I'm Not Clean Or Even

Everyone On The Set Has A Mobile Phone, And I Found By Pushing A Few Buttons, They Could Be Programmed Into Different Languages. I Fixed Robbie's Coltrane To Speak In Turkish.

I Was Very Much A Product Of The Public-school System. There Was Only One Other Kid In My Class Who Had Parents Not Involved In The Stock Market Or Law.

Some People Are Asking Me Questions Like This Is A More Shocking Subject, Which Is So Strange.

All These Things, Social Media Or [smart] Phones Or The Things That Distract Us From Each Other, Are Fairly New. They're All Fairly New Inventions, And I Think We're In A Stage Where We Sort Of As A Whole Have Gotten These New Toys And We're Just Obsessed With Playing With Them. I Feel Like After A Period Of Adjustment It Will Inevitably Be A Regression From Where We Are Now.

Ironing Boards Are A Classic Example Of Something I Find Horrible About Modern Society: The Excitementation, For Want Of A Better Word, Of Mundane Things.