I'm Not A Housewife In

I'm Not A Long Movie Person. I Have A Very Short Attention Span. If You Give Me A 90-minute Movie, That's Perfect. When It Gets To Be Two Hours, That's A Little Bit Too Long For Me.

A Lot Of My Humor Does Come From Anger. It's Like, You're Not Gonna Pull One Over On Me - Which Is Pretty Much My Motto Anyways.

Happy Memorial Day! Thank You To All Our Service Men And Women Past And Present. You Are Not Forgotten!

Always A Godmother, Never A Mother. That Sucks. I've Got To Get Me One Of Those Little Accessories.

At One Point My Dad Called Me And Said, 'you Have Always Been A Great Salesman. I Think It's Time You Come Home And Sell Swimming Pools.'