I'm Miserable: That's Why I

I Don't Accept My Business The Way It Is, To Be Honest. I Don't Like What It's Become. I Don't Blame Anyone For It Becoming The Way It Has. It's Got Its Own Hideous Natural Progression, Just Like World Events.

These Awful Middle-class Queens - Which Is What The Gay Movement Has Become - Are So Tiresome. It's All Abercrombie & Fitch And Strollers.

As A Kid I Would Be Put To Bed When My Parents Had Guests And Because I Was Such A Show-off I Would Go To My Mum's Room, Put On Her Nightdress And Jackie Onassis Shawl, Run Downstairs, Go Outside, Ring The Doorbell And Pretend To Be One Of The Guests. I'd Say, 'hello, I'm Mrs. So-and-so.

What's Happened To Humour? We're Becoming American. Everyone Gets So Angry Over Everything.

I Smell Of Sweat. I Don't Like People Smelling Of All These Weird Things. I Think Deodorant Is Disgusting.