I'm Just The Worst Little

I Don't Like My Voice That Much. I Think I'm A Much Better Actress Than Singer. Singing Is Like Going To A Party At Someone Else's House. Acting Is Like Having The Party At Your Own House. When You Go To Someone Else's House For A Party, It's Not Your Responsibility At All, But When You Have The Party At Your Own House, There's A Lot Of Responsibility. Everyone Has To Have A Good Time. So For Me, Acting Is Deeper.

Where's My White Collarless Shirt From Fred Segal? It's My Most Capable-looking Outfit!

I Remember A Great America Where We Made Everything. There Was A Time When The Only Thing You Got From Japan Was A Really Bad Cheap Transistor Radio That Some Aunt Gave You For Christmas.

Nothing Lifts Me Out Of A Bad Mood Better Than A Hard Workout On My Treadmill. It Never Fails. Exercise Is Nothing Short Of A Miracle.

I Never Read In School. I Got Really Bad Grades-d's And F's And C's In Some Classes, And A's And B's In Other Classes. In The Second Week Of The 11th Grade, I Just Quit. When I Was In School, It Was Really Difficult. Almost Everything I Learned, I Had To Learn By Listening. My Report Cards Always Said That I Was Not Living Up To My Potential.