I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

Any Man Can Be 62, But It Takes A Bus To Be 62a.

We Haven't Got A Plan So Nothing Can Go Wrong!

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, Get It Out With Optrex.

I Have The Body Of An Eighteen Year Old. I Keep It In The Fridge.

If A Man Dies When You Hang Him, Keep Hanging Him Until He Gets Used To It.