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I Was A Victim Of What Most People Are A Victim Of, Which Is Really, Really Just Gulping Down What Was Being Fed To Me By The Media.

I Like That Feeling In Your Brain When You've Got Seven Things That You're Holding In One Moment-you Heard That Person Cough, You Heard That Person Laugh, You're Also Saying Your Line, You're Also Listening To The Person Who's Talking To You.

I Personally Think It Would Be A Very Liberating Thing For Women To Allow Themselves To Understand That Having It All Incorporates Sacrifice. It Does Mean That You Can't Be Everywhere All The Time. It Does Mean That Your Friends Are Not Going To Get All Of You.

I'd Love To Be In The '70s. I'd Love To Have A Big, Long Wig Parted Down The Middle With Flat-ironed Hair And Bell-bottoms. They're Actually Very Flattering For My Figure. The Wider The Leg, The Better For A Person With A Booty.

If You Heard Me Sing, You Would Just Plug Your Ears And Run, Screaming, The Other Way. I Promise.