I'm Having As Much Fun

When I Was 5 Years Old I Would Lie In Bed, Look At The Radio, And I Wanted To Be On The Radio. I Don't Know Why.

I Have Never Understood The Iowa Caucus.

Gleason Became Like A Mentor Of Mine. I Had Gleason Helping Me On Television, Godfrey On Radio.

Sandy Koufax Went To The Same School As Me. I Graduated Two Years Ahead Of Sandy.

Someone Once Said, "i Don't Lie Because Then I Don't Have To Remember Anything." I've Told White Lies A Lot. Sometimes When You Tell Stories You'll Embellish Them A Little, Especially With Foxhole Humor.