I'm Good At Asking Other

Speaking For Myself, I Try To Go Out There On The Stage And Make Jokes With People, So I'm Not Really Thinking About The Impact Anything I Have. If It Does Resonate With People, That's Really Great.

Everybody Is Agreeing So Tersely. I Just Had A Flashback To The Month Before My Parents Finally Admitted They Were Getting A Divorce.

Christmas: It's The Only Religious Holiday That's Also A Federal Holiday. That Way, Christians Can Go To Their Services, And Everyone Else Can Sit At Home And Reflect On The True Meaning Of The Separation Of Church And State.

Kids Do Have To Learn That Life Is A Humiliating Charade Of Endless Disappointment And Tragedy Ultimately Culminating In Pain, Decay, And Death. My Parents Used To Sing Me To Sleep With That One.

You Don't Want To Be Glib; You Want To Treat Every Story Respectfully.